Abundance 2

CliveAnderson · Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:23 pm Just For Laughs!

I thought you might enjoy a short interval and hoped this may bring a smile or grin to your face. ENJOY! :D
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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
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Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course including:
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DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS – DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round Table Discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and Graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among the panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other – Help line and support groups.

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting “It’s not there!”,
You’ve moved it” or We’ve rum out!” – Open forum.
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DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-play.

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation.

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from one man who did.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing.

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITHY BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available.
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I hope you have enjoyed this short interlude and one or two of the statements brought a smile to your face.

Kind Regards

Clive Anderson
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christevens1000 · Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:17 am

:lol: :lol: Good post Clive thanks I enjoyed it